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A Yari for Hire

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:28 pm
by Yari
Single White Yari seeks gainful employment at least somewhat related to technology. Able to work long hours, put up with narcissistic asshole bosses, and do "Whatever the f**k it takes!!" to get the job done better and faster than anyone else.

Skills include Network Administration, Systems Analysis, Web Programming, Application Programming, Accounting, Office Management, Administrative Support, Tech Support etc.. Proficient in many computer languages and operating environments. Prefers work in a team environment with daily use of Word Processing, Database, Spreadsheet and similar software. Frequent customer interaction is not a problem. Can type.

Known to incite riots and disrupt corporate power structures with controversial statements such as "F**k the union, power to the people!" and "I'm better than you because I'm not black!". Spontaneously takes on positions of higher power and responsibility utilizing an ability to rally opposing forces and underground alliances to his cause. Frequently undermines authority figures and uses guerrilla tactics to ensure "The Bottom Line". Known to respond to Performance awards with "Yeah, I know I'm better than you." and/or "Why didn't I get this earlier?". Formally known as "The Sausage Handler".

Resume available upon request...

PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:03 pm
by mofiki
did jimbo not email you back?

PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:49 am
by Forbidden Donut

PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:06 pm
by Yari
mofiki wrote:did jimbo not email you back?


PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:02 am
by Junglestud
Yari for PREZ!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:12 am
by KCSA_ChickenHead
ROFLMA, "I'm better than you because..."

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:09 pm
by Yari
Damn, it's been a week and still no job offers!