no ham?

wtf that should be a crime. ham is a must,
I had a 22 pound butterball turkey, a honey glazed ham, baby carrots in butter with parsley. Also had dinner rolls, sweet butter made from whipping cream. also had home made apple pie, home made cherry pie, home made pumpkin pie. also corn, brocoli, mashed potatos, potato salad, fruit salad. All home made :-p mwahahaha also had devilled eggs.
My cousin and her boyfriend came over and ate also, and took food home because well, she lives with like 8 people and people are always taking food and not replacing it. half them don't have jobs so keeping food in the house is hard.
Turned the leftover turkey into turkey salad

mmmm. the rest is still as in, o and i forgot to mention the cool whip.
<.< also feed my dad who doesn't live with us, and a child he was babysitting.
But the best part of all, was the ham! that and the hurrican i made before it was even 9 am :-p