dresses quietly,
gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the
gun and goes to the
garage to warm up his truck and head down to his
favorite hunting area. He backs
his truck out of the garage and discover the rain is
really pouring down.
It is like a torrential downpour.
>>There is also some snow mixed in with the rain, and
the wind is
blowing 50 MPH. He comes back into the house and turns
the TV to the weather
channel.
>>He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long,
so minutes later
he puts his truck in the garage, quietly undresses and
slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a
different anticipation, and
whispers, "The weather out there is really terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my
stupid-ass husband is out hunting in that shit?
