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How to get any amount of lunch meat for FREE

Postby Yari on Sun May 22, 2005 11:16 pm

You learn some good tricks working at a deli.

1. Order half a pound of whatever you want to get for free.

2. After you recieve your meat and the worker turns away, take the price tag off the bag.

3. Grab the same workers attention and say that you asked for a pound and a half, handing them the package back. Make sure they take the meat out of the package and cut another pound, placing all the meat in the same bag.

4. After they turn away, descretly (you may be on camera) place the ticket for half a pound on top of the new bag's ticket.

5. Check out using the self-checkout lanes, or express lane if you are getting other items. (Some expirenced cashiers will notice the wrong price)

6. When you get home, remove one pound of meat from the bag and consume. Leave the other half a pound out overnight. (save the bag)

7. Return to the store where you purchased the meat with your half pound of rotten meat. Go to customer service and demand a refund for them selling you bad meat.
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Postby Junglestud on Mon May 23, 2005 7:35 am

:lol: Get screwed over there or something lately?
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Postby Yari on Mon May 23, 2005 11:53 am

Yeah, people do it all the time. They think I don't know, but really I just don't care.
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Postby Junglestud on Mon May 23, 2005 12:04 pm

LoL! I guess we are in Dundalk after all. Like you would not notice bad meat when you sliced it. :doh:
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