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A Yari for Hire

Postby Yari on Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:28 pm

Single White Yari seeks gainful employment at least somewhat related to technology. Able to work long hours, put up with narcissistic asshole bosses, and do "Whatever the f**k it takes!!" to get the job done better and faster than anyone else.

Skills include Network Administration, Systems Analysis, Web Programming, Application Programming, Accounting, Office Management, Administrative Support, Tech Support etc.. Proficient in many computer languages and operating environments. Prefers work in a team environment with daily use of Word Processing, Database, Spreadsheet and similar software. Frequent customer interaction is not a problem. Can type.

Known to incite riots and disrupt corporate power structures with controversial statements such as "F**k the union, power to the people!" and "I'm better than you because I'm not black!". Spontaneously takes on positions of higher power and responsibility utilizing an ability to rally opposing forces and underground alliances to his cause. Frequently undermines authority figures and uses guerrilla tactics to ensure "The Bottom Line". Known to respond to Performance awards with "Yeah, I know I'm better than you." and/or "Why didn't I get this earlier?". Formally known as "The Sausage Handler".

Resume available upon request...
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Postby mofiki on Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:03 pm

did jimbo not email you back?
When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability. Image Image
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Postby Forbidden Donut on Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:49 am

ROFL!!!
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Postby Yari on Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:06 pm

mofiki wrote:did jimbo not email you back?


nope
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Postby Junglestud on Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:02 am

Yari for PREZ!
-Erik

I always have coffee when I watch radar, you know that, everyone knows that!
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Postby KCSA_ChickenHead on Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:12 am

ROFLMA, "I'm better than you because..."
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Postby Yari on Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:09 pm

Damn, it's been a week and still no job offers!
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